EK DIN EK DAKU EK SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA: "SONA KAHAN HAI?;
SARDAR BOLA: "ULLU KE PATTHE. PURA GHAR KHALI HAI,KAHIN BHI SOJA..!!"
AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY WITH A TELESCOPE.
A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING HIM... SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS: "WAH KYA NISHANA HAI."
SARDARJI'S SON : "OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAJE PAR KOI SWIMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION MANG RAHA HAI...."
SARDAR : "PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE..."
BAAP BETE SE : "TUMHE KAISI BIWI CHAHIYE?"
BETA: "MUJHE CHAND JAISI BIWI CHAHIYE, JO RAAT KO AAYE AUR SUBHA CHALI JAYE."
ONE DAY, IN A SARDAR'S GARMENT STORE A CUSTOMER COMES IN & SAYS: "BHAISAAB! UNDERWEAR DIKHANA ZARA."
SARDAR: "OYE! SORRY YAAR - AAJ PEHNA NAHI!!"
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