laws of life

1. Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2. Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.

3.Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flattire.

4. Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

5. Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water,the telephone rings.

6.LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

7. LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

8.LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

9.THEATRE RULE:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aislearrive last.

10.LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.