See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common.......
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Assess
You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer.Go back and look at them again; think hard.
OK... Here You Go.. Hope You Didn't Cheat.
This Is Cool.
Answer:
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at theend of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
5 rules for Good student
1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.
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2) Keep the college clean so stay away.
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3) Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room.
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4) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.
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5) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.
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2) Keep the college clean so stay away.
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3) Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room.
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4) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.
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5) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.
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Monday, February 12, 2007
Heights!
1. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip .
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
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3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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6. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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7. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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8. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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9. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder.
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A. Dhoti with a zip .
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
************ ** *************
3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
************ ***************
4. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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6. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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7. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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8. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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9. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder.
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Laws newton forgot to state!!!!
These are actually very true and I'm sure every one of us must have experienced it some time or the other...read on...
LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF THE TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting some one you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
MURPHY'S LAW:
What can go wrong, will go wrong!!
LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF THE TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting some one you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
MURPHY'S LAW:
What can go wrong, will go wrong!!
Sunday, February 11, 2007
get a good laugh!
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'sa Law' kehta hai?
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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhonRupaye fase huye hain.
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Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
Na apne bachchon ko karne denge!
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
___________ _________ _________ _
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!
____________ _________ _________ _
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'sa Law' kehta hai?
____________ _________ _________ _
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhonRupaye fase huye hain.
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Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
Na apne bachchon ko karne denge!
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