EK DIN EK DAKU EK SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA: "SONA KAHAN HAI?;
SARDAR BOLA: "ULLU KE PATTHE. PURA GHAR KHALI HAI,KAHIN BHI SOJA..!!"
AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY WITH A TELESCOPE.
A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING HIM... SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS: "WAH KYA NISHANA HAI."
SARDARJI'S SON : "OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAJE PAR KOI SWIMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION MANG RAHA HAI...."
SARDAR : "PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE..."
BAAP BETE SE : "TUMHE KAISI BIWI CHAHIYE?"
BETA: "MUJHE CHAND JAISI BIWI CHAHIYE, JO RAAT KO AAYE AUR SUBHA CHALI JAYE."
ONE DAY, IN A SARDAR'S GARMENT STORE A CUSTOMER COMES IN & SAYS: "BHAISAAB! UNDERWEAR DIKHANA ZARA."
SARDAR: "OYE! SORRY YAAR - AAJ PEHNA NAHI!!"
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Saturday, May 26, 2007
laws of life
1. Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
2. Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.
3.Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flattire.
4. Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
5. Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water,the telephone rings.
6.LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
7. LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
8.LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
9.THEATRE RULE:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aislearrive last.
10.LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
2. Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.
3.Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flattire.
4. Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
5. Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water,the telephone rings.
6.LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
7. LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
8.LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
9.THEATRE RULE:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aislearrive last.
10.LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
From Mimi sometime back
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climball the way to the topof the tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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