Q. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A. He already has one and he wants one.. he takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!
Q. How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
A. Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.
Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A. Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q. Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
A. So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
Q. Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
A. They always forget the recipe.
Q. How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
A. He threw it off a cliff.
Q. What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel.
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