just joking!

1) What is the cube of 13?
Ans:It's SUROOR.. thats 'cause - TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

2) Ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
Ans:kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

3) Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
Ans:..........sita with ravan

4) What did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
Ans:…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

5) What do you call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan

6) An elephant falls in luv with an ant.. but the ant's parents were against their marrige…guess y??
Ans:They gave a solid reason…**Ladke k daant bahar hain**

7) One sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda.. !

8) Full form of MATHS????
Ans:Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

9) What wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina