A teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!

A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening and not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM."

Sardarji visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last words. It was 'You are STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said - I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Why did Sardarji cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what... ---To avoid side effect!!!

Man: Sardarji where were you born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part fart kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab."

IN COURT during a case:
Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke .....
Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab kehte ho gita pe haath rakho.....

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"

A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, The Sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong.. it's 1258.

Q:) How do you recognize a Sardar in school or college???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept........

Santa Singh MBBS. After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!