A Sardar invested 2 lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. Do u know what the business was?
....he had opened a saloon in Punjab!

A Sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with an open mouth... Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"

One Sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. Do you know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking..

Sardarji told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardarji: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardarji found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first!

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver you this..
PacketSardarji: Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it..

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll you divide, you've 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR!

Sardar's wish: When I die, I wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the bus he was driving..