One-liners!

1. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions

5. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings

6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN: Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. HP: Hen Pecked

12. AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC: Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL: Brainwash First, and Let them go

16. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster

17. TISL: Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd

18. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. PCL: Poor Computers Ltd

20. SPARC: Simply Poor And Redundant Computers

21. SUN: Surely Useless Novelties

22. CTS: Coffee, Tea and Snacks