Prince Charles was driving up to meet his mother when he hears a loud Yip and he screeches to a halt and gets out. He sees that her Majesty's dog, a corgi, lying crushed under the rear wheel. He tries his best to revive the dog but it was too badly crushed and soon it died.
Devastated he slumps under a tree wondering that life has dealt him another mean low blow.
Just then, he sees this old lamp lying under the leaves and listlessly lifts it and give it a moody rub.
Out pops a genie that says, "Thanks, oh master! I can grant you any wish". Not believing his luck the Prince tells the genie about the corgi and begs him to restore him for his mother's sake.
True to his command the genie gets to work and after an hour of struggling with all his powers, turns to Charles and gasps sorry, oh Prince! I have failed. Are you sure?? the Prince asks. Yeah that's it, its beyond me. But wait I must do something for you before I go. Ask me anything else, anything at all.
Resigned Charles pulls out a picture of Camilla and tells the genie. "As everyone knows I was once married to the beautiful Diana who passed away.. now I am about to get married to this woman who I love. Oh genie can you make her look as beautiful as Diana. Or at least passable?
The genie takes a good look at the picture for long while and says "OK, lets have a look at that dog again!!!"
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aage haa haa haa ta kore ni..ok
thanks for taking the trouble to compile all these joke forwards (haven't checked thru the entire blog yet...so don't feel i ain't crediting you for any original stuff that u may have :)
writing for others...that also makes your own day is really a good thing.
shobai ei jokes gulo mail kore but i guess now i can send this link for them to check out jokes...baar baar pathabar dorkar nei...
btw can i del.icio.us and/or blog this url....aapnar permission niye.
:)
p.s. why don't u enable captcha (word verification) for your blog?
@dp
you call compiling orginial..??
I didn't understand this line that you wrote: "btw can i del.icio.us and/or blog this url....aapnar permission niye."
r what's word verification?
ta aami ki kore jaanbo puro ta xerox.
http://del.icio.us is a site where you can store and share your bookmarks categorized by keywords. best hochhe u get to see how much popular the sites u bookmark are as well as u can almost always use keywords that others have used (account banale....when u'ree moving places tokhon kaaje lagbe).
my link is http://del.icio.us/dpreacher u can have a look. tor blog er link ta aamar del.icio.us er list e add korte paari ki na jaante chai. and also i need permission to blog about your plagiarising efforts.. :P
word verification settings e thaakbe shob uporer tabs gulo te giye giye dekh nahole blogger help e "word verification" type kore dekh. after u enable, comment post korar aage visitor der ekta image er moddhe word dekhe likhte hobe...which the spam blogs can't bypass....
hth :)
p.s. it's difficult to track replies to comments in this blog from any outside software or website...tai ektu deri hoy jai reply korte.
@dp
You have my permission ;)
I'll visit that url today..
posted link to this blog on http://del.icio.us/dpreacher
blog korbo pore....exams is on matha. :)
btw ei blog ta dekhechhish?
@dp
I went to your site :)
kon ta...blog ta na bookmarks wala ta?
blog ta hole bolish kemon laglo... pro blogger!! :)
am sorry again to have replied so late coz on the main page the comment count was still showing 5 comments...so i didn't click and check back...
oh ha...thank you for visiting my site...hope u liked it...please visit again. :D
@dp
Bookmark. I'll see the blog sometime later, surely.
anytime... :)
@dp
Visited your blog: can't leave comments out there.
can't leave maane? i did leave the anonymous comment posting on.
nahole ekhaane i nahoi comment kortish...wud've chk'd it.
post gulor right hand ei "Leave a Comment" link ta click kore dekh.
aar kono reasons hole theek aachhe...but i wish u did....if u wished...i.e.
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